Pete of N978PB
06-28-2002, 12:06 PM
Good Morning, Group!
It's time to turn our attention to bellies.
Now we're not talking about beer bellies, here, although I challenge anyone to come forth with a beer belly that even comes close to that of my barber (a guy named Lou) of 24 years.
Nor are we talking about pork bellies, which may provide some respite from the pain of the stock market these daze.
No, good people, we are here talking about the kind of belly that never fails to engender thoughts of endearing and undying love in another.
Do you remember the first belly you got up close and comfortable with, the one you stroked and carressed until you were panting breathlessly? I'll bet you do.
And do you recall that sensual thrill of watching your favorite belly rise and descend in response to changes in the heat of the moment? I'll bet you never, ever forget that, either.
Yes, good people, we are talking about how we just love to caress her along her belly, to stroke her, thereby enhancing the pleasure. And when we so lovingly caress her, we then allow others to act out their base voyeuristic tendencies, unable to avert their eyes while watching her meteoric rise to celestial heights.
We are talking about how to keep her belly clean, so soft and tender - sensual to the utmost.
So, my friends, let us join together to learn how each of us might take great pleasure from the simple act of keeping her belly clean.
You see, even when she combusts her fuel to the maximum extent, she still manages to discharge her oh-so-hot excesses, always on her belly. And a dirty belly is ugly, greasy, and reflects poorly upon her lover.
There seem to be many alternatives available to keep her belly clean, but few that make the job one that enhances our love affair with "her".
Some have tried "Simple Green" and other products commonly found in auto supply stores priced for the common man, not the aviation community. Yet many of those products warn against use with aluminum.
And then there are products marketed within and to the aviation community that some swear by as "cuts grease fast", easy to use; but they're also difficult to finance even at today's low rates.
My wife says to "...just use Dawn Dishwashing soap" because it "cuts grease better than anything else".
Since I doubt any of us really enjoy the belly dancing chore, it would be good to learn how we all go about this task, and what hidden secrets there may be out there to get this most unpleasant job done with the minimum of work and the maximum of cleaning.
Waddaya think? Any ideas?
Pete
It's time to turn our attention to bellies.
Now we're not talking about beer bellies, here, although I challenge anyone to come forth with a beer belly that even comes close to that of my barber (a guy named Lou) of 24 years.
Nor are we talking about pork bellies, which may provide some respite from the pain of the stock market these daze.
No, good people, we are here talking about the kind of belly that never fails to engender thoughts of endearing and undying love in another.
Do you remember the first belly you got up close and comfortable with, the one you stroked and carressed until you were panting breathlessly? I'll bet you do.
And do you recall that sensual thrill of watching your favorite belly rise and descend in response to changes in the heat of the moment? I'll bet you never, ever forget that, either.
Yes, good people, we are talking about how we just love to caress her along her belly, to stroke her, thereby enhancing the pleasure. And when we so lovingly caress her, we then allow others to act out their base voyeuristic tendencies, unable to avert their eyes while watching her meteoric rise to celestial heights.
We are talking about how to keep her belly clean, so soft and tender - sensual to the utmost.
So, my friends, let us join together to learn how each of us might take great pleasure from the simple act of keeping her belly clean.
You see, even when she combusts her fuel to the maximum extent, she still manages to discharge her oh-so-hot excesses, always on her belly. And a dirty belly is ugly, greasy, and reflects poorly upon her lover.
There seem to be many alternatives available to keep her belly clean, but few that make the job one that enhances our love affair with "her".
Some have tried "Simple Green" and other products commonly found in auto supply stores priced for the common man, not the aviation community. Yet many of those products warn against use with aluminum.
And then there are products marketed within and to the aviation community that some swear by as "cuts grease fast", easy to use; but they're also difficult to finance even at today's low rates.
My wife says to "...just use Dawn Dishwashing soap" because it "cuts grease better than anything else".
Since I doubt any of us really enjoy the belly dancing chore, it would be good to learn how we all go about this task, and what hidden secrets there may be out there to get this most unpleasant job done with the minimum of work and the maximum of cleaning.
Waddaya think? Any ideas?
Pete