Recession humor

[kwmoore]

With all the financial doom & gloom and our 401Ks shrinking like an ice cube on a Dallas sidewalk in July, surely it's time for some black humor. After all, when it comes to finances these days, humor is the only thing that's in the black.

So, here's one Joe & I heard on another aviation forum: Wherein lies the difference between a real estate developer and a pigeon? The pigeon can still put a deposit on a Mercedes...

More contributions welcomed...:rolleyes:

[kwmoore]

The Obama Administration's new name for its sweeping economic plan:

"No Social Worker Left Behind"

[mrhelio]

President Barak Obama signed the stimulus package at the same desk as President Clinton got his package stimulated"

[kwmoore]

Wherein lies the difference between a Mercedes (or insert luxury transportation of choice) and a porcupine? With a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside.